taracynara:

rainonsand:

perfection

this is terrifying in the most awesome of ways.

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

unacted:

When the hot water catches you off guard

unacted:

When the hot water catches you off guard

kiggor:

would you jump from 52 meters / 170 feet hanging from your toes?

kiggor:

would you jump from 52 meters / 170 feet hanging from your toes?

kind-of-evil-no-offense:

Saturday Night Live: Celebrity Jeopardy 

I know some people and I have a few friends, so why do I still feel lonely?
tagged → #life #quotes #sucks #fuck #me

In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient powers. Bring your power to we sisters three, we want the power, give us the power.

tagged → #charmed
dejantendu:

i spent this year as a ghost

dejantendu:

i spent this year as a ghost